The best hotel pool porn pictures – vintage postcard style

At RoomCritic we’ve bought you the best new hotel pool porn photos from Instagram and across the Internet. But what about the best old school hotel pool porn pictures. It seems the best place to find them is on vintage hotel postcards. Included is the text from the back of the postcard to set the scene. Enjoy.

1. Hotel Tampa Acapulco Guerrero Mexico

“Favoured for informal enjoyment”. Nothing else needed here.

2. Kona Hulkilau Hotel, Hawaii

“This modern hotel is nestled on the shores of Kailua-Kona, Hawaii. The only Hawaiian owned hotel resort in the world”.

3. Riviera Hotel, Las Vegas

Incredibly blue under the brilliant Nevada sun, the Riviera’s tremendous pool beautifully surrounded by informal French gardens is delightful the year round.” Pool party vintage style.

4. Sea Gull Hotel, Miami Beach

“On the ocean at 21st Street Miami Beach. All rooms Ocean View or Oceanfront, many with Terraces. Colour TV/Radios in every room. Heated Pool, 300′ beach. Completely Air-conditioned, heated.” Where the party at?

5. Shoreham & Norman Hotel, Miami Beach

“Complete Resort Hotels – 50% air-conditioned – 220 rooms – 220 baths – 50 Villas – Swimming Pool – Private Beach – Cocktail Lounge – Dining Terrace – Oceanside Coffee Shop – Dancing – Planned entertainment – Private parking space.” This is where the party at.

6. Surfside Plaza Hotel, Miami Beach

“Completely air-conditioned, open all year round, new pool, cabana club”. Don’t forget the synchronised diving.

7. The Monteleone Hotel New Orleans Louisiana

“Largest hotel in the fabulous French quarter. 800 Rooms, 500 car garage connecting hotel. All rooms air -conditioned and equipped with TV.” Got to love the 80′s pool porn.

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